Being a woman is a bizarre feeling, certainly because they are awesome in their own context. To add to my fury, somebody asked me, what is so formidable about being a woman? Frantically and intrepidly I said, be a woman yourself, and you will get to know. The fact is, only women enjoy the crazy things about themselves that are often considered as stupid and repulsive by men.
I feel proud of my woman’s instincts and feel just fantastic about a crazy woman things. Undoubtedly, we are awesome daughters, naughty sisters, compassionate mothers, and loving wives but do you know, what are the ten funny things about us that makes us crazy and out of the world:
Most of the females love to speak a lot
Eight out of ten women are always outspoken. Just observe a group of women, and you will find them getting vociferous like a chatterbox. I understand the pain of a woman when she is forced to stay quiet for some time, but men certainly welcome such a gesture on their behalf that is not expected of them.
A shocking study has proven that women love to speak a lot and talk almost three times more than men. An average woman speaks around 20,000 words on a day that is almost 13,000 more words than any average man speaks throughout a day. Isn’t it the power of feminism that most of the men lack and are certainly a bit hesitant to accept it.
For me, this is a wacky woman thing that can drive any man in the earth crazy. Though, men always dislike women for being outspoken, still they often get attracted to them because of their chirpy persona. Isn’t it a victory of womanhood?
Gossiping, a common attribute found in most of the women
Even if you are a woman, it is not hard for you to accept that women love gossiping. Gossiping is always a tempting habit that has an excellent pleasure associated with it, and helps every woman feel light-hearted.
Though more of a guilty pleasure is derived from the practice, it is somehow very comforting for ladies as a sense of satisfaction derived from speaking at the back of people, whom they really don’t like is just so heartwarming. So, attention all you women, if you feel superb about it, do not forget that some other woman might also be speaking ill of you behind your back and might be getting a commendable amount of pleasure from doing so. Do you all agree with me?
We love to shop
Shopping is one of those habits that is often linked with matrons. I have not known any woman, who has the guts to say “NO” to it. Whether men agree or not, they are smart shoppers as they can spend hours stumbling up and down in a shopping mall for finding the right thing at reasonable prices. Their urge to look better than others can make them do a parade throughout the day and pick the best stuff after going through hundreds of shops. They are a passionate shopper indeed, and 7 out of 10 items in their shopping bags are meant for them and the leftover three for the family members. Shopping is a birthright of every woman, and they must not be deprived of it. In spite of being Shopaholics, they are considerate enough to buy things for others. That is why, sales are meant for fantastic women, who are just crazy shoppers and can drive their male companion insane.
Undoubtedly, the pleasure associated with shopping cannot be ignored and can make a day of every woman on the earth. So, if your lady is not happy these days or is angry with you, shopping is the best way to make her realize that you care for her.
We love to flaunt our new outfit for every party
If we have added something new to our wardrobe, we cannot resist wearing it. That is why we wear it for a very next occasion that comes our way, and we know it well, how to grab the attention of other women making them envious about it. If nobody compliments us, we do not hesitate to ask others directly if our outfit is looking up to the mark.
Even, if our closet is stuffed with hundreds of clothing options, we never have anything to wear, when we are invited to a party. We can never let ourselves down by wearing an old outfit for a new party. After all, we need to wear the trendiest of all the outfits and to wear an old party gown is not at all a viable option for us.
We tend to oversleep by putting off the morning alarm
Though we always set our alarms 10 minutes earlier than needed, we always tend to sleep and often get up later than our requirements. No wonder, the morning rush is the obvious scenario in every house, and still we manage to do things in time.
Women are fond of eating
When it comes to food, we just cannot resist a few food items like pickles, granolas, candies, chocolates, and a lot more. From Asian, American, Thai or Continental, we don’t mind trying new dishes and love it more when somebody else cooks it for us. No wonder, that is why most of us tend to put on weight soon we reach our thirties and hate it when people make us realize that we are getting obese.
We are awesome in arranging things
House cleaning campaigns are often associated with us. We love to clean and arrange the things in the right place and always instruct our male chums and kids to keep the things in a place from where it has been picked. No doubt, we keep our homes clean and decorated, but we also tend to forget the actual place, where we often placed some of our important stuff and then try hard to find it. Forgetfulness is in our blood and the only option left for finding the lost item is to wait for the next cleaning session, which often comes after a week or two. Still, we somehow manage to find the relevant stuff soon with little hassles.
We are crazy mothers and opt to get pregnant again without the fear of labor pains
We decide not to have any more kids after our first childbirth experience, but we don’t mind getting pregnant again for fulfilling the need of a sibling for our child. Isn’t it a really crazy thing that makes them capable of nourishing a new life and make them really special for the entire house. I feel, our ability to take tough decisions in life makes us so special and the actual winners.
Nobody can be better than us where experimentation is concerned
From the kitchen, fashion to sexual orientation, we are so amazing in experimentation. We love experimenting with new things in life and feel incredibly blessed for our versatility. That is why we excel in every field where we enter.
Dare not challenge your lady ever, or else you may have to eat one of those food items that has been cooked for the first time in your kitchen today. No doubt, women are excellent cooks, and they will never ponder upon experimentation in the kitchen and serve it for your dinner, whether you like it or not? We are equally good at implementing newer kinds of fashion clothes, accessories, and makeup, and set a fashion statement for society, and guess what? We look our best, even if we are not familiar with the trend. The great news for all the guys is that your woman will never hesitate to try out new things sexually if she is in true love with you. She is ever ready to experiment here also, to indulge in fantasies of her man. This crazy thing about women makes them special for their men, and that is why, all men love their wives, though they often consider them as a “talking turkey.”.
Women love to drive and can hit the road clean
Though, all men feel that women are bad drivers, but they are always more passionate about driving compared to men. They can bang on the street roads without even caring for the speed breakers. The fact is that, in spite, of being reckless drivers (that is what men always consider women’s driving to be), men top the list of road accidents as a driver. Needless to say, women are comparatively better and safe drivers who can crazily hit the streets of the town with higher confidence.
If you feel that, being a woman offers immense pleasure and their crazy habits might be beyond the understanding of the people of the opposite sex, still their alluring charm and the ability to smile even during tough times make them the apple of every eye in the house.